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Jimmy: “Let’s kick the tires and light the fires big daddy” 50.8K
President: SPEECH! “In less than an hour…today we celebrate our Independence day!” 1.31MB
Jerry Maguire
“I love you…you complete me” 66.2K
The Last Starfighter
“You have be recruited for the StarLeague to defend the frontier against Xur and the Codan Armada” 63.1K
Princess Bride
“Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die” 100K
“Inconceivable!” 17.0K
Resident Evil
“You’re all going to die down here” 108K
The Rock
Hummel: “The men of Marine Force Recon are selected to carry out illegal operations throughout the world. When they don’t come home, their families are told fairy tales about what happened to them, and denied compensation. Well I have choked on these lies my entire career. Well here and now the lies stop!” 541K
Goodspeed: “You mean I’m going…going out there. Under the water?”
Womack: “Well earlier today you wanted a gun. Now you’re getting a gun and wetsuit.”
Anderson: “Have you ever been in a combat situation?”
Goodspeed: “Define combat sir.”
Anderson: “Shot?”
Shot: “An incursion underwater to retake an impregnable fortress held be an elite team of US Marines in possession of 81 hostages and 15 guided rockets armed with VX poison gas.”
Goodspeed: “In that case no sir. Excuse me” 310K
RoboCop
“Please put down your weapon, you have 20 seconds to comply” 41.2K
"I'd buy that for a dollar!" 25.3K
"Dead or alive, you're coming with me" 27K
The Three Amigos
Woman: “Tell me Carmen, do you know what foreplay is?”
Carmen: “No”
Woman: “Good, neither does El Guapo” 182K
El Guapo: “Many pinatas?”
Heffa: “Oh yes, many!”
El Guapo: “Would you say I have a plethera of pinatas?”
Heffa: “A what?”
El Guapo: “A plethera.”
Heffa: “Oh yes, you have a plethera.”
El Guapo: “Heffa, what is a plethera?”
Heffa: “Why El Guapo?”
El Guapo: “You told me I have a plethera. I would just like to know if you know what a plethera is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone that he has a plethera and find out that that person has no idea what it means to have a plethera” 839K
Tombstone
Wyatt: “The Cowboys are finished. Do you understand me? I see a red sash I kill the man wearing it! So run you kerr. Run! Tell all the other kerrs the law is coming. You tell ‘em I’m coming, and hell’s coming with me. You hear?! Hell’s coming with me!” 497K
Wyatt: “I have nothing left. Nothing to give you. I have no pride, no dignity. No money, I don’t even know how we’ll make a living, but I promise I’ll love you the rest of your life.” 469K
Johnny Tyler: “Something on your mind?”
Wyatt Earp: “I just wanted to let you know you’re sitting in my chair.”
Johnny Tyler: “Is that a fact?”
Wyatt Earp: “Yeah that’s a fact.”
Johnny Tyler: “Well for a man that don’t go heels you run your mouth kinda reckless don’t ya?”
Wyatt Earp: “No need to go heels to get a bugle on a dub like you.”
Johnny Tyler: “Is that a fact?”
Wyatt Earp: “That’s a fact”
Johnny Tyler: “I’m real scared.”
Wyatt Earp: “Damn right you’re scared. I can see that in your eyes.”
Johnny Tyler: “Alright!”
Wyatt Earp: “Go ahead. Go ahead, skin it. Skin that smoke wagon and see what happens.”
Johnny Tyler: “Listen mister I’m getting awful tired of your…” (slap)
Wyatt Earp: “I’m getting tired of your gas, now jerk that pistol and go to work.” (slap)
Wyatt Earp: “I said throw down boy!” 1.13M
Toy Story
“To infinity and beyond!” 29.3K
True Lies
“Harry, you do not have time to tango buddy…you copy? 80.7K
“Harry seconds count buddy, ditch the bitch” 46.0K
War Games
“Greetings Professor Falken” 18.0K
“Shall we play a game?” 22.8K
X-Men
“Why do you ask questions to which you already know the answers?” 58.5K
"Welcome professor" 20.3K
Gateway Moo “Moo” 35.7KB
Intel sound 23KB
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Ace: "I just can't do it captain, I don't have the power!" 41.3KB
Ace: "Alrighty then!" 8.43KB
Ace: "If I'm not back in five minutes, just wait longer. " 28.9KB
Aliens
Hudson: “That’s it man, it’s game over man, it’s game over!” 35.6KB
Announcer
“The following program is intended for mature audiences” 36.1KB
“Due to some violent content, parental discretion is advised” 35.2KB
Battlestar Galactica
Adama's closing speech 377KB
Introduction speech 119KB
Cylon: “Atlantia death squadron attack!” 19.7KB
Cylon: "Introducing his Emience, our Imperious Leader" 70.9KB
Imperious Leader: "The final annihilation of life-form known as man, let the attack begin" 18.4KB
Cylon: “By your command” 14.6KB
Cylon: "Apparently it was not as big a surprise as we had hoped for" 10.8KB
Cylon: “The information is not complete” 27.1KB
Cylon: “It is done, imperious leader” 19.3KB
Cylon: “See that the humans remain entertained until the end” 30.2KB
Cylon: “Scan for identification” 19.2KB
Big Trouble in Little China
Jack Burton: “Okay, you people sit tight hold and fort and keep the home fires burning. If we’re not back by dawn, call the President” 128KB
Buck Rogers
"The year is 1987, and NASA launches the last of America's deep space probes. In a freak mishap, Ranger 3 and it's pilot Captain William "Buck" Rogers are blown out of their trajectory into an orbit which freezes his life support systems and returns Buck Rogers to Earth...500 years later" 387KB
Face Off
Sean Archer: “I’ve been chasing this guy ever since I joined the force. He has no conscience, and he shows no remorse. He’s the mastermind behind numerous bombings and political assassinations. He has a felony list a mile long, murder, arson, kidnapping, terrorism, you name it. He’s the most dangerous, and brilliant, criminal mind I’ve ever known. For years I’ve been watching him, tracking him, studying his every move, every mannerism, facial tick, gesture. I know him better than he knows himself. And now after all this time I’ve finally figured out a way to trap him. I will become him.” 535KB
Castor Troy: “You know I can uh…eat a peach for hours” 39.3KB
Castor Troy: "Try terrorism for hire, we'll blow some shit up, it's more fun!" 32.2K
Cameron: “When Cameron was in Egypt’s land, let my Cameron go” 252K
Ferris: “Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you’d have a diamond” 76.5K
Ferris: “Life moves pretty fast, if you stop and look around once and a while, you could miss it” 61.5K
Ghostbusters
Peter: “We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!” 34.6K
Peter: “Back off man, I’m a scientist” 27.1K
Egon: “There’s something very important I forgot to tell you. Don't cross the streams…” 267K
Gladiator
Lucilla: “Today I saw a slave become more powerful than the emperor of Rome” 70.9KB
Maximus: “What we do in life, echoes in eternity” 113KB
Maximus: “At my signal, unleash hell” 75.1KB
Marcus: “How can I reward Rome’s greatest General?” Maximus: “Let me go home” Marcus: “Ah, home” 223KB
Maximus: "And Commodus?:
Marcus: "Commodus is not a moral man, you've known that since you were young. Commodus cannot rule. He must not rule!" 127KB
Maximus: "Do you not understand. I may die in this cell tonight or in the arena tomorrow. I am a slave. What possible difference can I make?" 100KB
Maximus: "I knew a man who once said death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back"
Commodus: "I wonder, did you friend smile at his own death?"
Maximus: "You must know, he was your father" 216KB
Good Morning Vietnam
Adrian: “Gooooood Morning Vietnam!” 46.9KB
Adrian: “Excuse me sir, seeing as how the VP is such a VIP, shouldn’t we keep the PC and the QT, cause if it leaks to the VC he could end up an MIA, then we’d all be put on KP” 90.5KB
Highlander
Ramirez: “From the dawn of time we came, moving silently, down through the centuries, living many secret lives. Struggling to reach the time of the gathering, when the few who remain will battle to the last. No one has ever known we were among you. Until now.” 253KB
“There can be only one” (Connor) 42.8KB
“There can be only one” (Duncan) 13.2KB
“There can be only one” (Ritchie) 28.9KB
“In the end, there can be only one” (Duncan) 25.0KB
“I’m Connor MacLeod, same clan, different vintage” 36.8K
“I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod, I was born in 1518 in Glenfinnin off the shores of Losyoung…and I am immortal” 127K
Ramirez: “Greetings Highlander, you called?” 56.1K
“I am Duncan MacLeod, of the Clan MacLeod” 108K
Dawson: “But do you think that punk would have really taken you on holy ground?”
Duncan: “Yes, he was ready to kill me Dawson…on holy ground. God only knows what would have happened.”
Dawson: “You know in all our records, there’s only one mention of an immortal killing on holy ground.”
Duncan: “Yeah?”
Dawson: “Well, it’s never been confirmed, it’s more of a legend.
Duncan: “Yeah, and?”
Dawson: “It was in Pompeii, 79AD.” 364K
Joe: “You know you really can be an arrogant pain the ass sometimes” 39.7K
HIGHLANDER ENDGAME
Duncan: “Our bonds are all that hold us in this world” 102K
Connor: “Life brings hope and pain, but revenge never brings redemption” 179K
Connor: “In the end, there can be only one, and that has to be you!” 115K
Aragon: “Frodo’s fate is no longer in our hands.”
Gimli: “Then it has all been in vain. The fellowship has failed.”
Aragon: “Not if we hold true to each other. We will not abandon Merry and Pippin to torment to death. Not while we have strength left. Leave all that can be spared behind. We travel light. Let’s hunt some orc!” 941K
Elrond: “The ring was made in the fires of Mount Doom. Only there can it be unmade. It must be taken deep into Mordor and be cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came. One of you must do this.” 530K
Elrond: “This evil cannot be concealed by the power of the elves. We do not have the strength to fight both Mordor and Isengard.” 183K
Galadriel: “Instead of a Dark Lord you would have a queen. Not dark but beautiful and powerful as the gods! Treacherous as the sea! Bound by the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair! 479K
Aragon: “I do not know what strength is in my blood. But I swear to you I will not let the white city fall, nor our people fail.” 230K
Gandalf: “I am the servant of the secret fire, yielder of the flame of Arnor. Dark fire never avail you! Flame of Udun! Go back to the shadow! You shall not pass!” 784K
“Many that live deserve death, and some that die deserve life” 29.7K
“You have entered the realm of the Lady of the Wood. You cannot go back.” 50.7K
“It’s a dangerous business, going out your door. You step out onto the road, and if you don’t kick your feet, there’s no knowing where you might be swept off to.” 58.0K
“I would rather share one lifetime with you, then face all the ages of this world alone.” 37.8K
Frodo: “I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.”
Gandalf: “So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decided. All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you.” 121K
“The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was…is lost, for none now live that remember it.” 262K
Holden: “Okay, this is about Bluntman and Cronic. Right here, ‘inside courses tell me Miramax is starting production this Friday on their adaptation of underground comic fav Bluntman and Cronic.
Jay: “Friday, fuck does it say who’s fucking playing us in the movie?”
Holden: “No, but it’s Miramax so I’m sure it’ll be Ben Affleck and Matt Damon, they put them in a bunch of movies.”
Jay: “Who?”
Holden: “You know, those kids from ‘Good Will Hunting?’
Jay: “You mean that fucking movie with Mork from Ork in it?”
Holden: “Yeah, I wasn’t a big fan either. But Affleck was the bomb in ‘Phantoms.’
Jay: “Word bitch!” 635K
Guy: “How do you like them apples?”
Affleck: “I don’t like the sound of them apples Will. What do we do?”
Damon: “Chuggie?”
Affeck: “Yeah?”
Damon: “It’s hunting season!” (shoot)
Affleck: “Applesauce bitch!” 501K
Jay: “They call me Darth Balls. Bong!” 120K
King: “Man, this movie’s gonna make “House Party” look like “House Party 2”
Assistant: “Or House Party 3”
King: “Shut the fuck up” 133K
Cocknocker: “Don’t fuck with the Jedi Master son!” 102K
King: “I think George Lucas gonna sue somebody” 68.3K
Jay: “Where’s our motherfucking movie check?” 48.3K
Jay: “When the fuck did this happen?
Bankie: “Well after X-Men hit at the box office, all the studios starting buying up every comic property they could get their dirty little hands on. Miramax optioned Bluntman and Cronic.
Jay: “Miramax? I thought they only made classy pictures like “The Piano” or “The Crying Game.”
Bankie: “Yeah well once they made “She’s All That,” everything went downhill.” 442K
Holden: “I look in his sorry doe eyes, and I just see a man crying out. He’s crying out when lord? When the fuck can your servant ditch this foul mouth little chucklehead, whom I’m a constant victim of his follies. So much so that it ever prevents him from kissing a girl. Fuck! When lord when? 385K
Martin: "Colonel, this is a uniformed dispatch rider on a marked case. He cannot be held as a spy."
Tavington: "We're not going to hold him. We're going to hang him." 91.7K
"Would you tell me please Mr. Howard, why should I trade one tyrant 3,000 miles away for 3,000 tyrants one mile away." 99.2K
Ben Martin: "When you have a family of your own perhaps you'll understand."
Gabriel Martin: "When I have a family of my own I won't hide behind them." 62.1K
Neo: “That sounds like a pretty good deal. But I think I’ve got a better one. How about…I give you the finger, and you give me my phone call?” 187KB
Morpheus: “The Matrix is everywhere. It is all around us, even now in this very room. You can see it when you look out your window, or when you turn on your television. You can feel it when you go to work, when you go to church, when you pay your taxes. It is the world and has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.” 586KB
Neo: “You ever have the feeling…where you’re not sure if you’re awake or still dreaming?” 111KB
Morpheus: “Take the blue pill, the story ends and you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to. You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes” 108KB
Neo: “I know you’re out there, I can feel you now. I know that you’re afraid. Afraid of us, you’re afraid of change. I don’t know the future, I didn’t come here to tell you how this is going to end, I came here to tell you how it’s going to begin. I’m going to hang up this phone, then I’m going to show these people what you don’t want them to see. I’m going to show them a world… without you. A world without rules, controls, without borders, without boundaries. A world where anything is possible. Where we go from there, is a choice I leave to you.” 829KB
Morpheus: "Welcome to the real world" 66.3KB